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Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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