I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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