come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Holy shit dude........stairs
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
