Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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