Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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