Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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