Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize