He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
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is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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