Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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