She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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