Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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