I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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