Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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