sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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