Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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