is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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