I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize