My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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There was a lot of him and a little penis
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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