he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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