508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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