This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize