Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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