Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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