so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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