It's Friday. Sex?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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