I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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