Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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