I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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