Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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