is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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