Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I want her autograph on my taint
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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