I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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