My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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