and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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