he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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