chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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