is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
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I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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