I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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