Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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