She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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