It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Fuck appropriateness.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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