i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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