is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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