i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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