We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
The air taste purple.
Randomize
