That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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