The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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