Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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