Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
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I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
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