Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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