Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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