so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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