how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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