think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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