Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
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