everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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