I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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