My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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