have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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