I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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