If i come over, it means nothing
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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