Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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